toltonian bargain
a bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a s-xual favor and has the other person do their ch-r-s. it may seem imbalanced, and it is.
person 1: hey, would you mind doing my laundry?
person 2: only if you let me give you a bl-w j-b.
person 1: wow, that’s definitely a toltonian bargain, but i’m still definitely into it.
-proceeds to do laundry and suck member
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