tom and jerry

tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named tom (in the pilot 1939 “puss gets the boot” he was named jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). the plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. the shorts have been censored recently due to the use of “black faces” the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.
person 1 “nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime”
person 2 “what about tom and jerry”
person 1 “oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom….
an awsome programe that rocks. about some cat named tom and some anoying mouse called jerry. the cat always tries to eat the mouse but the mouse always gets away.
tom runs after mouse into garden. mouse hides behide dog. dog eats cat.thats an example of tom and jerry
a cartoon of a cat named tom and a mouse named jerry that go out of their way f-ck with one another. a show usely aired on cartoon network and is enjoyable to watch while smoking reefer. jerry is always making tom look like his b-tch.
*you and friend watching tom and jerry
friend: you see jerry just drop one kilo on toms head?
you: yeah jerry’s that n-gg-
left and right feet, as in walking
person 1: can i get a ride to the club?

person 2: nah man, i ain’t got gas.

person 2: well, i guess it’s tom and jerry time.
the act of a large, agressive h-m-s-xual lurking in the g-y bar- and getting aroused by a smaller defenseless h-m-s-xual. the bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his b-tch, but is undermindend by the small, clever h-m-exual and, infact, becomes the b-tch.
i saw a cl-ssic example of a tom and jerry when big ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2 wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. he instead bought his own vodka tonic. big ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller h-m-s-xual.
a hot alcoholic drink made from hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. it was popular before prohibition. mentioned in “dancing dan’s christmas” by damon runyan. you can sometimes find peach fireking tom and jerry sets with a big mixing bowl that says “tom and jerry” and matching cups. santa mugs are nice for serving tom and jerry, too.
this hot tom and jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot tom and jerry, although of course this is by no means true.
a euphemism for double penetration. also referred to as “t&j ” and “getting tj’d”. not to be confused with the other tj.
“kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some tom and jerry, but we all knew what she meant.”

“pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some t&j action.”