Tom Brandon


an incredibly intelligent, humerous and bl–dy s-xy individual with a mammoth w-ng. people can sense this man’s manliness as soon as he steps into the room.
kate: mmmmm, my sugar m-ffin is getting wet.

graham: ooh, do i turn you on then?

kate: nope. i can sense a tom brandon nearby. g-d, i want his salty sausage in my sh-t’s creek!

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