Tom Cobbins


an alcoholic drink (typically malt or fortified liquor) such as mad dog 20/20, wild irish rose, colt 45, steel reserve, milwaulkees best, king cobra, olde english, etc…

this drink when purchased comes in a single brown carrying bag (sometimes called a “skirt”) that is used to insulate it from the hand while it is consumed. if the drink is consumed while in a motor vehicle, it may also be referred to as a “traveler”.

the drinks t-tle is a derivative of the “tom collins”, as to make it sound cl-ssier when it is described to others.

the tom cobbins is a favorite of lower income mavros, often taco bell workers. the drink is provides a strong, but reliable cheap buzz.
“i’d like to get a “rosey in a skirt’.”
“i need to run over to the bp and grab me a few tom cobbins before the boss gets back”.

“hey whats in the brown bag?
i got me a blue raspberry bling md 20/20 tom cobbins”

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