Tom Cruise Shower


a tom cruise shower is when you quickly hop into the shower, squirt some shampoo on your head and then proceed to use the shampoo to wash your hair and the rest of your body in a quick manner. a real tom cruise shower should take no longer than 60 seconds.
alright, i’ll hurry up, just gonna take a tom cruise shower and i’ll be on my way.

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