Tom Cruise Technology
(tct) n. term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. shoes employing tct are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. derived from mbt (masai barefoot technology) – a brand of footware which employs very thick soles – often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.
ride attendant rookie: wow, tom’s looking rather tall. i didn’t think he’d be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.
ride attendant manager: don’t be fooled son. look at those heels. he’s using tom cruise technology – or “tct’s”.
ride attendant manager (to tom): oi! not so fast maverick! go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
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