Tom Delay


former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. a criminally insane political prost-tute with no conscience. tom delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
tom delay says: i’ll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to st. andrews.
evil un-american, unethical b-st-rd who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. has absolutely no respect for the const-tution or judges upholding the const-tution. a former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.
hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over tom delay.

give tom delay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy america while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.
one of the biggest f-ckers on the planet. panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.
hopefully, tom delay will be forced to resign.
when used as a transitive verb, to screw someone or something over in a completely gratuitous gesture of amoral nihilistic sadism. can be shortened to “delay.”
us military personel are really being tom delayed twice — first they’re sent to iraq and then, upon their return, their veterans’ benefits are getting cut. joke’s on them, i suppose.
an evil b-st-rd who preaches his moronic fear-breeding christian conservatism the same way that hitler preached anti-semitism. if tom delay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

how bout job placement for delay? put him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people’s -ssholes
and the award for world’s greatest -sshole…

tom delay
suspect in an u.s. army criminal investigation command(cid) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-t-tle, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing u.s. army soldiers around texas army installations, most notably fort hood. keynote speaker for cash-for-t-tle industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. resigned when indicted in texas for unrelated tomfoolery.
he cares about her about as much as tom delay gives a sh-t if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in iraq over a $200 loan. what a t-rd.

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