Tom DeLonge

former fun guitarist/singer for blink-182, turned p-ssive aggressive douchebag for angels & airwaves. talks through his agent rather than directly to his bandmates.
gee, if tom delonge doesn’t want to be in blink and focus on ava, why doesn’t he just say so? i mean, it is better to know where he stands, rather than just indefinitely pushing back recording dates.
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the guitarist and one of the two singers for blink-182, he’s really cool and funny, he’s also the lead singer/guitarist/b-ss player for a band called boxcar racer
tom delonge f-ckin rules man
hottest person alive. brown-haired, brown-eyed singer and guitar player of blink 182. married to jen jenkins and has a daughter named ava. yes, blink 182 rocks. listen to their old alb-ms if you hate their new one (you really shouldn’t). yes, they’re on a break..but if they get back together, i reccomend you see them in concert. if you want a laugh, listen to their song “depends”.
tom delonge is cooler than you.
tom delonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and box car race, he now fronts new band angels and airwaves (abbreviated to ava).

he is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pr-nounced vowels. for instance, the line (from bcr’s song ‘letters to g-d’)
“i won’t lie, i won’t sin”
when sung by tom becomes:
“ooiiiii won’t looooiiii, ooooiiii won’t sseeeeaann”.

he is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he’s probably the worst guitar player in the world.

he used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had “an epiphany” and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with ava.

his nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking -ss in the world.
crazy fan girl: ommmgzzz lyk tom delonge is lyk sooooo hottttt

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mark: hey tom, tell everybody what they do in the phillipenes

tom: we heard that in the phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it’s p-n-s to make it be quiet. it works with me too: if i cry, suck me off and i’ll shut up”

mark: ok, tom – shut the f-ck up!
tom delonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! although the band recently broke up, hes still f-cking awesome!!
i love tom delonge sooooo much! he is so hott!
tom delonge, born on december 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. he grew up in poway, ca. tom believes strongly in aliens–very strongly–and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. he believes he was abducted and -n-lly probed .. on purpose. his stage nickname is “hott pants.” he’s married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, jen jenkins and they have a daughter named ava. he married jen on may 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. he currently lives in encinitis, ca. he was introduced to his best friend, mark hoppus, by mark’s sister anne who wrote the book, “tales from beneath your mom,” about her brother’s band. tom costarred in the movies the urethra chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, travis barker and mark hoppus, in american pie. in high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. he was forced to go to rancho bernardo high. he was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school’s officials greatly. the song “d-ck lips” was written about this event. blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to “spend more time with their families”, but box car racer broke up one year after their first alb-m “box car racer” because travis and tom were both in the band and mark felt alienated. tom didn’t want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. it has since then been put back up and the angels and airwaves first cd is expected out soon. a blink’s greatest hits alb-m is also expected out soon. blink was the original name of blink-182 because tom likes short verbs. but, they were sued by an irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the “182” it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. blink’s produced the following cds: flyswatter, buddha, cheshire cat, dude ranch, enema of the state, the mark tom and travis show, take off your pants and jacket, and blink-182/self-t-tled/unt-tled. aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, tom is the s-xiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. i have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course … that’s why i know this much by heart!!) and i will always love him.
me: tom delonge is the s-xiest, most amazing man on earth!

you: yeah!
tom delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from blink 182-, boxcar racer and angels and airwaves. hottest guy alive. look at him. look at him. ahhh. yes. he’s soo hot.

tom delonge>anyone else

-yes, i know mark sang aswell.
me: tom delonge is so hot and talented. yes.
friend: no he’s not
me: get away from me peasant.
tom delonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren’t we all), tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. hes been in blink 182, boxcar racer and now hes in angels and airwaves (like blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) he is obsessed with aliens and ufo’s and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up ufo websites.
hottest guy, my god, the god, tom delonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game