Trumpleton
a queef out of your d-ck
“yeah my buddy was named richard trumpleton. well, it was, before i told him what his last name meant.”
1 more definition
air or gas escaping from a male member’s urethra.
when the nudist skydiver jumped out of a plane with an erection, he landed and had to use the restroom, instead of urinatin he had a “trumpleton”.
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