Tom Deritis


a hairy man bear pig who loves drinking.his crew acc-malates of joe hyland,matt gallo a b-tch named dan macaleer ,john mcclernon,nick mustaro of audobon,jay gallus.steve bonofiglia,and collin powell.they are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.tommy is known for his hairy -ss chest,and his m-ssive amount of “hulk” anger.tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.overall tom is a all around good guy and friend
ayo tom deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes

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