Tom Doran
1.) man who loves pro wresling, chews grizzley mint excessively, and enjoys quality one-somes while his room mates are having a nice day at the oceans
2.) man who plays marco polo with overly obease women in the dark
3.) a man who knows the difference between a dime piece and a dirt squirrel but doesn’t give a f-ck which on he hooks up.
4.) a man who plays halo/cod all day and always believes in shirts opti..aka..”shirts optional”
you should have seen this orca i hooked up with last night..i felt like such a tom doran.
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- tommay
when a person stays up past midnight the next day isn’t considered to be as today but rather tommay since the transition with sleep didn’t take place between days. i didn’t go to bed before 12, because i don’t have a cl-ss tommay.
- tomorn
a shorter way to say “tomorrow morning” tomorn i think im going fishing
- Tompoozle
a pastry consisting of a creamy layer between soft biscuits mainly being eaten in belgium and the netherlands. usually the top layer has a pink icing, but the color of the icing changes to orange when the dutch celebrate the queens birthday. how do you eat a tompoozle?
- ton tart
a mix of a paintball team (ton tons) and a retarted poptart wtf did u do that for you ton tart!!!
- trach laugh
verb. to laugh excessively in a manner similar to that of an old man who has had a tracheotomy. sounds like the sort of laugh you let out in the morning after a night of drinking whiskey, wine and smoking a handful of drina cigarettes. “hahahahaha… trach laugh” (insert whooping cough sound)