Tom Fiction
similar to tom foolery by name.
a false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
observer: those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.
tom: those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the sespe county. false. (tom fiction)
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tom: those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. false. (tom fiction)
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tom: those rock cliffs are where i proposed to my last girlfriend. false. (tom fiction)
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