Tom Galligan
easily the most incredible human being on earth. synonymous with:
incredible victory
a master of the bedroom
saviour of mankind
infinite source of wisdom
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when you meet a tom galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.
tom galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of g-d.
when accompanied with a nick of any kind, tom galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.
girl: hey, why can’t you walk?
girl 2: i went home with tom galligan last night.
girl : ohh.
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