Tom Marvolo Riddle

i am lord voldemort.
harry: you. you’re the heir of slytherin. you’re voldemort.

tom marvolo riddle: surely you didn’t think i was going to keep my filthy muggle father’s name? no. i fashioned myself a new name, a name i knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when i became the greatest sorcerer in the world!

harry: albus dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!

tom marvolo riddle: dumbledore’s been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
a pretty d-mn s-xy guy, until he lost his nose…
harry: what happened to you nose?
tom marvolo riddle: oh that? i lost it after i was reborn from a bubbling pot of goo and wormtails’ hand…

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