i am lord voldemort.
harry: you. you’re the heir of slytherin. you’re voldemort.
tom marvolo riddle: surely you didn’t think i was going to keep my filthy muggle father’s name? no. i fashioned myself a new name, a name i knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when i became the greatest sorcerer in the world!
harry: albus dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
tom marvolo riddle: dumbledore’s been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
a pretty d-mn s-xy guy, until he lost his nose…
harry: what happened to you nose?
tom marvolo riddle: oh that? i lost it after i was reborn from a bubbling pot of goo and wormtails’ hand…
- %100 crazy %0 maybe
it’s someone who is certifiably crazy and zero percent sane. my boss is screaming like a mad woman! she’s %100 crazy %0 maybe!!
new england slang: something that immediately commands your attention. say, emmitt, thatt thaya dress ya dahtah’s got on is a wicked c-cknockah!
- $100 dandy
to provide a service at a rate of $100. generally refers to fixing computers on the weekend, or s-xual favours. mitch-ll got another $100 dandy last weekend. lucky guy.
- birthday drunk
drunk beyond all responsibility. “dude, last night you slapped my mom’s -ss, tried making out with timmy’s girlfriend, took a p-ss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit melanie on fire.” “yo, man. i was f-ck-ng birthday drunk. you can’t blame me for that sh-t.”
popular local word for sl-ttyness oh my god you are turning into betenson