tom rees
a tall rugged looking man who uses his brute ruggitivity to lure young wenches into his nest for mating. the ‘tom rees’ tends to prefer fresh meat but has been known to dable in other varieties of wench. e.g, slightly underage, over weight or married.
on the whole, the tom rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you sh-tfaced.
”hey that guys such a tom rees! hes taking that chubby girl back to his hot tub!”
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