Tom Selleck

laying a juicy t-rd across someone’s upper lip. a tom selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a tom selleck without the use of one’s hands.
“when jeff p-ssed out, i squatted over his face and gave him a mean tom selleck.” or “that guy gives one h-ll of a tom sellek.”
a verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

follows in the same tradition as marcel duchamp’s l.h.o.o.q.
‘some people call me a salesman. i call myself a “salesfront”. so obviously i need strangers to trust me so i don’t take kindly to it when someone tom sellecks my bus bench.’

– modern family season 1 episode 14 “moon landing”
1) an actor famous for playing the tv character magnum p.i.

2) a s-xual act named after said start. specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid p-n-s.
after she was done sucking my w-ng, i gave her a tom selleck right across the face..
an mid 50’s to 60’s, mans hairy p-n-s.
man my sergeant’s got his tom selleck out again.
#1 definition: the man/actor tom selleck.

#2 definition: to conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with “wicked burn!”)

#3 definition: if a person is keeping it real or is cool.
“i tom selleck’d my friend in the face”

“oh snap, you just got tom selleck’d!!!”

“if only i was more selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time”
when you have -n-l intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the p–p on your upper lip
d-mn, i -ssf-cked sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the b-tch turned around and gave me a tom selleck!!