tom thumb

verb. the action of placing one’s thumb as far up another individuals r-ct-m as possible. often results in extreme surprise and discomfort for the individual on the receiving end of the thumb, and great pleasure for the attacker. in some variations, once the thumb is firmly placed inside the -n-l cavity, the attacker will go even further by quickly moving his thumb around in a circular motion inside the p–p shoot(tom thumb twister). many prefer to lick their thumbs on the pre-insertion approach to make the execution of the tom thumb go more smoothly. however, it’s not advisable to lick one’s thumb post-insertion.

synonyms: thumb gunnin, checking the oil, slight of thumb
also see: -n-l rape
bra1: “so i was beating off while watching meatspin the other day and…”
bra2: “tom thumb!!!!”
bra1: “aaaahhhoooowweeee!!! wtf!?”
bra2: “chill bra, you just got tom thumbed…”
bra1: “i kinda liked it, bra.”
the act of pressing one’s thumb (or finger) into the r-ct-m of a woman while engaged in v-g-n-l intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
hint: a tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
“my date didn’t go so well last night…”
“shoulda given ‘er the tom thumb dude. you know–stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? chicks love that sh-t!”
1. the t-tle of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.

2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers

3. not a nice thing to call a midget
“tom is no bigger than his father’s thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of king arthur” (wikipedia)

sh-t! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
a convenience store.
“ima go down to the tom thumb and get me some candy.”
rum, in c-ckney rhyming slang
i’ll ‘ave me a double of tom thumb.