Tonbridge


a town in kent commonly confused with tunbridge wells. houses a castle, some pubs and a river. and it also welcomes the late henry cooper and kelly holmes
“where do you come from?” “tonbridge.” “tunbridge wells?” “no, tonbridge.” “whats the difference?” “about 7 miles and the spelling.”

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