TomCruiser


n: someone who uses the act of jumping on couches in the courting process.
v: the act of jumping on a couch to court or woo a potential mate.
n: “dude, billy is such a tomcruiser, he just jumped on my couch to f-ck my sister.”
v: “dude, billy just tomcruised all over your couch!”
its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.
dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night

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