TomCruiseTurtle


the result of lots of hard work put in to creating one of the best gamer tags in the world too bad for the creators it did not make it but can still be found playing games to this day unless its like a super long time after this definition i posted.

it can be mistaken for tomcruised-ck
you were killed by tomcruiseturtle” “ahh d-mnit…… hehe

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