Tomek
a rare form of high-quality human. normally comes from the best country known as poland.
jake: whoah! why does that guy have a glow of gold around his body
ju-kyung: oh, that’s just tomek. he’s awesome.
jake: definetly understand…
a polish first name, unofficial version of tomasz, which is similar to english thomas.
hi tomek, how you doin’?
an amazing person, who will be faithful.
he’s usually kind and loves to joke around.
loves perry the platypus;) and dora
steals pillows-.-‘
s-xxxxy polish guy;)
gets p-ssy if you call him gay
girl1: omg your so amazing
girl2: mhm. thats tomek
tomek: :dddd
a person who can get pretty depressed without a girlfriend, in other words, desperate. friends with girls, and wishes to be more manly. pretty frickin’ girly as well.
girl- tomek
boy- ugh, that girly boy
girl- i was talking to tomek
girl 2- really?
girl- he asked me out for the 5th time
girl 2- that’s usual for him
a jolly polish kid from chicago named tomasz, who enjoys rugby and the occ-ssional pool stick insertion. he can be found anywhere beer is available.
“shoe polish? i’m polish!!”
“good job tomek..”
a rich polish kid who likes to get down with grenades. they sometimes are seen repping brick squad.
man, that tomek has like 3 grenades in his m3.
a smurf like creature
you look like a smurf tomek
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