Tominitis


the inflammation (swelling) of one’s cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by tom. there is no known cure at the time of this post.

symptoms: do you often feel like a mouse? do you find yourself with constant migraines?
manager: where is my update?
employee: i am not working on that project.
manager: i need to know everything…i need to understand
employee: i think i am coming down with tominitis

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