tomislav
croatian alpha-male
that tomislav, he likes to get do it balkan style
foreskin.
the extraskin on a mans p-n-s
an uncirc-mcised croatian man
girl one- sally, does he have a tomislav?
girl two- yes, its not bad though.
or:
boy 1: dude you are such a tomislav!
boy 2: actually im jewish from israel..so im circ-mcised.
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