Tommaso


a funny good-hearted ladie’s man who will break your neck in a second if you talk bad about his family. although deceptively calm, all it takes is one misinterpeerated joke to set him off.
i was having a good time last night and i heard a “your momma” joke and went tommaso on them
‘a total babe’ has no muscles and loves to skate, notably -ssociated with skaters, weed, pot, italy and poetry. commonly believes him self to be a ladies man, profoundly attracted to brunette northerners. the biblical name features numerous positive attributes however, the name belongs to many rude, socially unaware, impudent unpleasant brash males. illuminates ‘storm’ features.
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