tommieboy
a biped with a nearly hairless cranium and pasty unwholesome-looking body; known to frequent schoolyards looking for suitable young males on which to prey; has been known to eat up to six times per day or more, consuming m-ssive amounts of garlic. possesses limited social skills and low intelligence.
we heard there was a tommieboy in the vicinity, so we took the children home.
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