tommies whalehammer


this is the s-xual act of inserting a hammer into a bbw’s -n-s abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and s-m-n, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the cl-toris. continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.
i gave jeanette big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad’s hammer. it was like visiting the aquarium!

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