Tommy Bastow
this is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st century. it’s frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in alternative rock bands.
oh my gosh, he’s such a tommy bastow!
the amazingly talented lead singer in the band franko.
he’s called tommy bastow, not ‘dave the laugh’ or ‘joe’ from the bt adverts… they are the characters he’s played, not his name!
so, if you’re ever at a franko gig, don’t call him ‘dave the laugh’ because i’m pretty sure it will annoy him just as much as it annoys a franko fan…
some silly person: ‘omg! it’s dave the laugh!!!!!!!!’
a franko fan: ‘no… it’s tommy bastow, you idiot!’
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