tommy flonker
tommy flonker originates from a latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist jim e. nu-traun. it is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream “tommy flonker!”. this catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
me: dude i really wanna tommy flonker my girl
guy 1: same
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