Tommy Maddox Offense
1.(n) when a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. named after former pittsburgh steelers quarterback tommy maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. his run-heavy/no-p-ss play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.
2.(n) to only run the football. no forward p-sses, screens, or qb option (with the intent of p-ssing). only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. tommy maddox’s m-ssive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-p-ss play-calling to his name: the tommy maddox offense.
2. my brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in madden, so he entered the tommy maddox offense.
1.(n) when a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. named after former pittsburgh steelers quarterback tommy maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. his run-heavy/no-p-ss play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.
2.(n) to only run the football. no forward p-sses, screens, or qb option (with the intent of p-ssing). only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. an angry pittsburgh fan has immortalized tommy maddox’s m-ssive failure by attributing no-p-ss play-calling to his name: the tommy maddox offense.
2. my brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in madden, so he entered the tommy maddox offense.
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