tommy pipkin


a ‘tommy pipkin’ is a small gas release by a male during s-x.
it is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into both of the following catagories:
1. said male has tried desperatley not to fart.
2. it makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
woman:

‘did you just tommy pipkin?’

man
‘nah, it were the matress ger on wi it’

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