tommy two cents
a guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger abs, or just some other random non -ssociated garbage. sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person’s food hole is worth listening to. often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
h-llo i am tommy two cents i know about advertising on cow hormones in africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how i workout my abs, can you guys hear me? i have a microphone here, but i am not going to use it, because screw you.
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