tommy van doran
a small primate that thrives on bat droppings and gr-ss. you can find a tommy van doran galloping through a patch of onion gr-ss during the break of dawn. this creature is mostly nocturnal and rare to see in the wild. this species also completely sucks at basketball, especially layups.
look at that fat -ss “tommy van doran” running through the field!
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