the act of writing, producing, directing, funding, and starring in your own independent work. named for tommy wiseau’s film “the room”, a film dubbed as the worst film ever which wiseau wrote, produced, directed, funded, and starred in.
“i can’t find any actors for my play”
“just tommy wiseau it!”
“tommy wiseauing! write it, produce it, direct it, fund it, and act in it yourself!”
scrawny 7th grader who never hits clips and because of the d-ck that’s in his mouth he will never be able to join a team intelicom hey! hazy’s sister hey scrawny 7th grader!
- the jittery jays
when you’re in a 1v1 and you start to get h-lla nervous and start sweating like a f-cking useless f-ggot. you then start to deny the fact that you’re sh-t at the game even after all your mates just saw you choke and took the fattest l of your life i was in a 1v1 […]
when you’re the first person to have s-x with a girl that everyone wants “hey man, did you pred-ckt that girl last night?” “i was the first so yeah”
- jack you off
the term ised in the act of two h-rny tansgender women start jerking each others d-cks off yo big stuff, let me jack you off real quick.
your d-ck busts a nut so hard (see “howitzer d-ck”) that said nut arcs up and over the blade of your bedroom ceiling fan and lands on your shoulder (or more embarr-ssing places). “bro, i beat my d-ck so hard last night that it f-cking teamkilled me”