tommyknocker
miners who have been trapped in cave-ins and pound on the rocks for rescue. it is believed that the ghosts of these miners go on knocking in the mine shafts long after the victims have died.
this definition was the basis for stephen king’s bestselling book the tommyknockers, only in his story it was aliens that had been trapped underground instead of miners. not a bad book.
we went out to the old mine at midnight and heard the tommyknockers tapping from far below.
in stephen king’s same name novel, it refers to humans transformed into gizmo-building alien slaves.
“give a man an -n-l probe, and he is good for one test. turn a man into a tommyknocker and he can make his own -n-l probes.”
some big ol’ t-tties
yo n-gg-, check out the tommy knockers on that b-tch.
an adolescent who rings a doorbell in antic-p-tion that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping b-lls
old man mcginty: we got a tommy knocker round these parts. i swear if i get chance i’ll blow his head clean off his f-ckin’ shoulders
male br–sts, man b–bs, often covered with hair. floppy, allowing the dude to easily p-ss the pencil test. decidedly unattractive.
joe: look at the tommyknockers on that jogger!
sue: eww! he should at least put on a shirt before going out in public.
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buffy: ohmygawd! our sweaty lawn guy has more cleavage than i do. his tommyknockers are bigger than my knockers!
tommy-knocker is when a guy -n-ly fingers a woman with his middle finger, while sucking his thumb on that same hand simultaneously.
that girls -ss is so fine. i’d like to give her a quick tommy-knocker
a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.
man, this tommy knocker really hits the spot.
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