tomnambulism
unconsciously hyaving s-x with your girlfriend when you’re asleep. named after a scottish man named ‘tom’ who once performed this, alas unreciprocated, act.
‘dude, i got told i tomnambulised my woman last night. she was none too impressed!’
‘whoa! that’s wicked tomnambulism!’
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