Tomophone
5/10 times, you don’t enjoy touching c-ck.
the other times, you do.
it’ll make sense once u’ve taken it up the -rs-.
tomophone takes it up the -rs-, 5/10 times.
(noun) a human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes.
man, you absolutely tomophoned that skit, you d-ckhead.
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