Tompass


-acting like your hurt because you’ve just hurt someone else.

-trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you’re at fault.

-feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.
mr tomp-ss the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. she goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. mr tomp-ss (realising what he’s done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. to top it off tomp-ss escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the cl-ss a hero rather than a villian thus doing a tomp-ss.

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