Tomski on acid


one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and p-ssy juice, a tomski on acid will increase the size of your p-n-s, allow for your t-st-cl-s to drop a few extra inches, grow a greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s peter north.
after drinking a tomski on acid, 7th grader johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.

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