Tomson
a tomson is a hairstyle that is a direct result of not showering for a minimum of two days. it may appear to be a new type of soft pomade, but upon closer inspection, you will find that it is just a general lack of hygiene.
a tomson is not to be confused with the family name thompson, which is a true and respectable family name.
after spiking his hair up and wiping off his fingers, jason said, “as long as i put on enough deodorant, no one will know that i have a tomson!”
joe leaned his head against the gl-ss window, when sarah suddenly shouted, “get your tomson off my window! you’re leaving slime on it!”
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