a musical b-n-r. being s-xually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. a term made popular, if not coined, by the movie pitch perfect.
hearing her sing gives me a major toner.
the phantom of the opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
a nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. known to wet himself on numerous occasions. might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. will eat or drink crazy things for bets. will fester in own juices. beware
example # 1:
p-sserby # 1 – hey isn’t that toner p-ssed out by the wall?
p-sserby # 2 – what’s that wet stain he’s lyin’ in?
example # 2:
tired guy: who the f-ck is that yelling over there, it’s 6 am?
girlfriend: f-ckin’ toner!!!!!!
a b-n-r you get from great tone.
did you hear ryne’s new pedal? i just got a major toner.
a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt
she must be cold because she has quite some toners there.
to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. this usually occurs when it is cold. the word’s origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words t-t and b-n-r, giving us toner.
you can just see those girls’ toners through their thin shirts.
toner is another definition of a handgun. more commonly used for a nine millimeter. often used by three six mafia.
put my toner to his head said n-gg- this is a robber please p-ss the bread.
the toner is an alcoholic beverage made from spiced rum (preferably captain morgan’s) and orange crush – it is not for the feint of heart or those with taste buds
bartender – toners all around!
the biggest hard-ss in the universe as we know it. “that brian earl spilner is a hard-ss,” the captain proclaimed. “yeah, but did brian earl spilner lick broken gl-ss up off t-ram’s floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?” chuck replied. “well, no.” captain said. “plus he can turn […]
- to pick at the scab
picking at the past, memories of that unwanted experience, and at any undesirable present condition: “what is unique about helms – and from my viewpoint, unforgivable – is his willingness to pick at the scab of the great wound of american history, the legacy of slavery and segregation, and to inflame racial resentment against african
- To the never get back
always the get back when sometimes, but remember: the moment is when no can get back, it is the never get back. bodybuilding is reached to the never get back.
- Touch Poker
a form of poker…with added benefits. rewards are set prior to the game. like strip poker, no money is involved…but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. instead, a player’s losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. the person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. the […]
when you, or someone else, is incredibly drunk, stoned, or both… “how towered were you last night??” “you towered yet?” “oh i’m so towered already” the past tense of making a one block wide tower in the game minecraft. while steve was mining downward, he forgot to make a ladder. so he towered to get […]