tong


a scandalous girl. loves human activism, travelling and going on a safari. knows every line of the kama sutra. likes to be on top of everything- and i mean everything. warning: deers stay away.
how scandalous are you? i am sure it’s around 5 tongs.
asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.
d-ss a tong meng
a wannabe asian gangsta. one who tries to act like a real tong, but doesnt shower enough, can’t afford a car, b-ms at scans house, is fired from pizza hut, etc.
daaaamn tong, get a job

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