tongan ninja


a really sh-te film so sh-te its hilarious my god i was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. has many clasic moments.
lets watch tongan ninja tonight.
a funny but cr-p film.
funny becos its sh-t

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:”my name is chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh… but u can call me dwayne”.

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:” your parents……were eten by godzilla
tongan ninja is a very bad quality, sh-t film which is only really funny cos its a sh-t copy of kung powwhich kicks -ss

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