Tongan Tornado
this technique requires an electric drill with the ‘drill bit’ replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. this piece is then inserted into the -n-l cavity and the drill is then activated. this allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. this technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. the recipent must also empty themselves whilst being ‘drilled’. the drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. this is then kissed into the recipents mouth. this can cause serious mouth infections. this technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
tongan tornado my -ss hard and don’t spill a drop.
ok.
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