tongue chowder
the m-ss of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scr-per after a few successful p-sses. so named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
dentist: “billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but i recommend you start using a tongue scr-per to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have acc-mulated through the years. it will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about.”
billy: “sure thing, doc.”
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