tongue joust
a violent form of the french kiss in which one or both of the partic-p-nts proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster’s mouth. tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.
note: tongue jousting is not always mutual.
girl 1: so, how was bruce? i hear he’s a really good kisser!
girl 2: ugh…not even! he’s a f-cking tongue jouster! i couldn’t even breathe!
girl 1: ew…well at least he’s got a big d-ck, amirite?
boy: i do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
girl: i will have you know that i was the regional tongue joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
boy: oh…how about we just f-ck, instead?
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