Tongue Surfer
someone who loves to eat p-ssy almost more than f-cking it.
eldon is such a tongue surfer that all the girls want to get him alone.
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to be said when someone does something really awesome. its the new “off the hook” it replaces whatever cool new slang there is this week. dude1: bro did you see that, ryen just caught the hugest air on his rollerblades! dude2: h-ll yea!…he took mama to the toilet!!
- Tool Jacker
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someone whose toolness is so high it actually rubs off on other people. a “tool making factory” is the next step of toolness after toolshed but before a country whose gross domestic product is tools. joe is not just a toolshed, he’s tool making factory.