Tool Jacker


can be one who doesnt have s-x with any but their self, or can be used in the same way as the term tool.
“danny thinks that stupid sl-t is his girlfriend ” yeah she has s-x with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker” “ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a f-cking tool jacker”

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