Tongue Wank
a tongue w-nk is when you get the tightest of p-ss-es and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the p-ssy hole and it feels like a w-nk but on your tongue.
most commonly used in the town of papamoa in the north island of new zealand and westport in the south island of new zealand
“oh yes that guy next door he gave me a tongue w-nk it felt so good” or
“hey dude your such a tongue w-nk”
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