tonjah
a west indian way of saying the name tony
from the 1400’s king tonjah ii who then p-ssed down the name, this is a very rare name. it cost 500+ dollars to have the name in asia and indian countries.
a person known to have the name tonjah is most likely the hottest thing you have ever seen. according to havarianskino magazine, god has put a spell on that name so whoever does have that name is a godess of men.
if you’r name is tonjah you’r one h-ll of a lucky man to be living with such a wonderful body.
person1: hey kate have you seen tonjah tony today in the new magazine on stands?
person 2: of co-rs-, i bought it last night!
person 1: he’s so dreamy its actually blowing my mind!
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