Tony Hawk eggs
crack an egg in a small bowl, scramble it with a fork, then put it in a microwave for 45 seconds. the egg is best served on toasted bread with cheese and/or some kind of deli meat.
person 1: “did he really just post a definition of the breakfast sandwiches we make when we’re high?”
person 2: “yea. yea i think those tony hawk eggs are finally catching on.”
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